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Gravy Blurbs #02

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[Your first helping of Gravy was back in June.]

I’m guessing you’re all familiar with the Now That’s What I Call Music! series of compilations, where big-wig corporation EMI tries to commercialize even further singles that were, to be frank, whored way too much throughout the industry already. The formula is simple: blindly throw together 40 chart-topping hits, slap a brand on it, and sell it to the slathering masses. There’s no discretion, there’s no sequencing appeal or concept behind it. Just full-out party cds for the kids who don’t listen to enough music to define their own tastes, but can quickly and easily fake it with a NOW mix.

Usually I glaze over things like this, you know, like the fact that they now have their 66th edition out, and the fact that it has dear Lily Allen right next to U2 and Beyoncé. As if that wasn’t heartache enough already, they’re now trying to capitalise on the indie market with their This Is NEXT compilation (it was originally thought to be called Now That’s What I Call Indie!). Maybe I’m a little protective of my baby, but seriously, just look at this tracklist:

    01 Bloc Party - “The Prayer”
    02 Yeah Yeah Yeahs - “Cheated Hearts”
    03 Sonic Youth - “Do You Believe In Rapture?”
    04 The Shins - “Phantom Limb”
    05 Spoon - “The Underdog”
    06 Bright Eyes - “Four Winds”
    07 Cat Power - “Lived In Bars”
    08 Neko Case - “Hold On, Hold On”
    09 Of Montreal - “Heimdalsgate Like A Promethean Curse”
    10 Deerhoof - “The Perfect Me”
    11 The Hold Steady - “Chips Ahoy!”
    12 Cold War Kids - “Hang Me Up To Dry”
    13 Ted Leo & The Pharmacists - “Colleen”
    14 M. Ward - “Chinese Translation”
    15 Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! - “Satan Said Dance”

So now, even if you’re such a casual listener that you want in on the indie scene, but are too lazy to inquire into anything yourself, you can just snap up one of these priceless babies (sic) and rejoice! It saddens me that songs like Of Montreal’s can be taken out of context like that (Hissing Fauna, is afterall, a concept album), or that Clap Your Hands’ track is one of the least defining tracks that could have possibly been chosen to represent them. Clearly, we all need to start using the term post-indie now before it’s too late!

In some other news, there’ve been a few sweet covers I’ve been meaning to share. The first one I was turned onto by YANP, a cover of The Magnetic Fields done at a live performance by John Vanderslice & the sweet St. Vincent, like a match made in heaven:

… and here’s the original Yeah! Oh Yeah! by The Magnetic Fields.

Second comes to the tune of a song I’ve heard WAY too much. Peter Bjorn and John’s “Young Folks” ohh that whistling… it haunts. There wasn’t a single bistro in all of North America that didn’t play this for the last three(?) seasons. Despite how many times I’ve heard it though, it still makes me grin like a fool. Kanye West does some rapping over-top the familiar sound, always and again rapping about who else but himself: Kanye West - Young Folks. (cheers to lycanthropy for finding this first).

And finally, to end on an even more laughable cover, the culture of me dug up one of Smells Like Teen Spirit over on the Tubes, and it’s not your typical band. They’re uh, Korean, and so there’s some missing “s” sounds on the end of words, and a lot of “l”s become “r”s, but you gotta give it to them, they really have the energy (and the lights).

just the sauce:
Kanye West - Young Folks
The Magnetic Fields - Yeah! Oh Yeah!
St. Vincent & John Vanderslice - Yeah! Oh Yeah! (The Magnetic Fields cover)

Poutine To Go.

Honestly, one cannot possibly fall head-over-heals over every album they listen to. Hell, some mp3 audio journals don’t bother write anything - they just link up some songs & call it a day. And so, really, I cannot expect everything I hear to prompt me to want to write pages upon pages of words, explaining the nuances, influences, sweetness. Sometimes, we like to buffet.

This lazy Sunday is one of those days.

Let’s see what the chef has prepared for us.

First, and probably most notable, is the latest release from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Is Is (not to be confused with the song Isis, which is totally different). You can read the almost indecipherable press release for the album that was posted on the band’s myspace over here. They drop many suggestions of it being a “summer” album, that is so “raw” and “filled with angst” it will cause you to “want to stuff your mouth with raw hamburger meat”. At least they are still as verbose as ever.

Somewhat unfortunately, what we have here is 5 fairly mediocre songs. The songs either strive for a more melodic independent rock song (ie. ‘Down Boy Down’), which just sounds tired on the band, or a dirtier sound (see ‘Rockers to Swallow’), that is just boring. ‘Kiss Kiss’ sounds like it was written back in the 90’s. Possibly by the likes of Elastica. Sigh. ‘Isis’ is probably the strongest track on the release, with it’s pounding drums and Karen O’s moaning about “all [her] loves being here in pieces”. But even still, I doubt I would listen to it more than half-a-dozen times in my life.

In any case, check out some of these pickings and see what you think. Think I’m full of shit for the Karen hating? Then retaliate (and go buy the release from their store)!

mp3:
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Rockers to Shallow.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Isis.

Next up on the platter, we have the scant remix of the Shins‘ Australia by Peter, Bjorn & John. These guys are all over the place with their ‘Young Folks’ (most recently seen in this fan-made iPhone commercial), which is simultaneously a great track and nausea inducing. This track, found on the Sea Legs Remixes CD, brings absolutely nothing new to the table. In fact, it is so similar to the original, I had to go back and listen to the first version to make sure I wasn’t going crazy. Peter. Bjorn. John. I’m disappointed in you.

mp3:
Peter, Paul & Bjorn - Australia (Shins cover).

The next dish may or may not be to your tastes. The band is entitled, The Rorschach Garden, and you can tell what music they make by looking at the roster:

  1. P.Muench [Voice, Synthesizers, Programming]
  2. B.Teichner [Synthesizers]
  3. N.Pohlmann [Synthesizers]

Yeah, don’t go into this one expecting a rock band.

Really, there isn’t much to say about this release. If you like classic Euro-techno (think along the lines of Kraftwerk), you’ll probably dig this. If the sound of electronic arpeggios over Fruity Loop drum beats upsets you, stay far, far away from Rorschach Garden’s The Toy Factory.

mp3s:
The Rorschach Garden - Metropolis.
The Rorschach Garden - The Inner Screen.

The last offering from our deaf chef this morning is from ambient/post-rock band Low in the Sky. The album, We Are All Counting On You, William, features 13 fairly down tempo tracks that are comparable to the atmospheric work by Four Tet or Boards of Canada, but with more reliance on non-electronic instruments.

I’d normally recommend for you to visit their web-site, but beware. It has been scientifically proven to attack the left parietal cortex. You can buy We Are All Counting On You, William direct from the artist over here, for $10 ($8, plus shipping).

mp3s:
Low in the Sky - O! Zark! How You Make Me Roll.
Low in the Sky - Community Center Shuffle.

Gravy Blurbs, #01

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It’s been a good week. So good in fact, we’ve been graced by indie-scandal on dual fronts, and the brand new June/July Believer magazine & compilation hit the stands.

On the Jack-White-Needs-A-Decaf side of the world, we find him verbally assaulting a poor dj-girl who dared to (excitedly) leak Icky Thump to the airwaves:

    “At 2pm today, during my show, Q101 became the first station in the world to play the new White Stripes album, Icky Thump. It’s awesome. It’s really, really, unbelievably brilliant and awesome. I was giddy and excited to share it with fellow fans… At 4pm today, Jack White called Q101’s main offices from Spain, where they’re touring, looking specifically for me, to yell at ME for leaking the album and, in part, being “messed up for the entire (music) business.”… We tried to explain where we were coming from - someone gave us a copy of a record that we were really excited to play, and the whole experience was an hour-long lovefest for him and his band - but he wasn’t having it. He hung up, very, very angry.”

And then Win Butler lifted some dude’s basketball. Thankfully Win’s brother, Will was quick to the response, sporting the age-old “you have a Puff the Magic Dragon penis tattoo” retort.

On the less-than-insane side of things, the new Believer compilation is pretty awesome. It even has an overarcing concept that goes something like this: “[This] Believer CD should be composed of eight a.m. music/breakfast-substitute jams, like that commercial from a while back with the guy who gets out of bed over and over again while ELO plays over his morning routine. You should tell all of the bands to write/contribute songs worth listening to within three minutes of waking up,” and it does that pretty well.

mp3:
Zach Condon (of Beirut) - Venice
Grizzly Bear - Easier (8am alternate)